The Werewolf's Guide to Life by Ritch Duncan

Author:Ritch Duncan [Duncan, Ritch]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-307-58940-8
Publisher: Crown
Published: 2009-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

AFTER A WEREWOLF EATS, WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THAT FOOD?

A werewolf’s digestion, like many of its bodily functions, is tremendously accelerated. Anything that you eat, you will pass. Forty minutes or so before changing back to human form, a werewolf that has eaten well will generally have a large bowel movement. The day after a Moon, you will not have to eat all day and will likely have several large bowel movements as well. This is completely natural and nothing to be worried about, as your enhanced metabolism will process the food completely.

YOU’RE A WOLF-MAN, NOT A ROCKEFELLER:

THERE IS NO REASON TO SPEND EXTRA MONEY

ON HIGH-GRADE MEAT

According to the USDA, ground beef is assigned into eight categories or “grades.” These are Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, Commercial, Utility, Cutter, and Canner. The lowest grades, Utility, Cutter, and Canner, are all perfectly edible and primarily used for canned food and hot dogs. In your wild state, you will never know the difference, and even if it is slightly tainted, your heightened immune system will easily be able to digest just about anything short of pure poison. These low grades of beef are rarely sold in stores, but can easily be obtained directly from slaughterhouses.

We also recommend purchasing an industrial-size meat grinder. Any bones or leftover flesh that remain the morning after a Moon can be fed into the grinder along with your filler, creating a raw, ground-meat mixture that can be devoured later in the Moon Set or frozen and saved for the future.

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